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		<span class="item_body">Once upon I time I liked camping. I really did. It was fun
to get out in the woods and rough it for a weekend, making
fires by rubbing two sticks together and whatnot. I even
tried getting my son into by going with him on a yearly
camping trip right around the time of our birthdays in early
April. This years trip, however, was an exercise in
stretching the envelope of human suffering. Never in my life
have I had a reaction to pollen this bad. You athsmatics out
there can appreciate what a bad attack feels like. You have
to struggle to breathe, you lungs hurt from trying to pull
air through the ever-tightening sippy straw that is your
esophogas, and you can't speak for lack of air and an
overabundance of phlegm trying to plug up what little airway
you still have left. Now, imagine that sensation lasting for
three days straight. I was coughing so hard I could taste
blood. I'm still coughing up chunks of mucus from the
bottoms of my lungs, and I think I'm fighting an ear
infection too. I'm going to see a specialist Real Soon Now
to see if I'm eligible for the alergy shot. Anyone who knows
me knows I hate needles with a passion, so voluntarily
asking if I can get an injection is damn-near like watching
the four horsemen of the apocolypse saddling up and the
devil himself stocking up on Ice-Melt for his driveway. Wish
me luck!
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		  	<p><b>Colleen</b> Dirk, that is terrible. I hope that you are feeling better. I have asthma, but never like that, of course, I'm always at work and never go ANYWHERE!! I am sooo looking forward to vacation Saturday!! Thanks for finally finding my picture. God bless and take care!
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        <dd class="profile-data"><strong>Name:</strong> Dirk van den Brink, Jr.</dd>
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      <p class="profile-textblock"><b>ATTENTION!</b><br>This particular blog is no longer being updated! All new content is being posted to my new blog at <a href="http://www.pwn3d.us">http://www.pwn3d.us</a>. I will leave this blog up, and also duplicate the contents to the new blog as time permits. (it's a long process, seeing as this blog is run by very suckfull software that does not produce a usable RSS feed or any other way to export the data). Please feel free to continue posting comments, I am still monitoring the blog. I've simply moved to a blog engine that does not suck so badly. Thank you! <hr>I was born April 11, 1978 in Pascagoula, Mississippi. I've lived in Virginia most of my life, but have spent some time in Northern California, North Carolina, the Virgin Islands and Kansas while in the Coast Guard. Now I've settled down in Elizabeth City, NC and don't plan on moving for quite some time. I'm happily married to my high school sweetheart Westly Anne, and we have three children that are all cuter than yours. I currently work for Canon Information Technology Services, the company that handles all the tech support for Canon (the electronics and imaging giant) for the entire US. I'm the lead technical trainer in the cameras department. I've also worked for Exis.Net, as cheap labor in a chemichal plant in Portsmouth VA that makes the absorbent powder for baby diapers, and as an "Interpretive Ranger" (AKA Tour Guide) at a state park in Virginia.
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